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Party Like A Rock Star…. From Mars – Winning?!?!

(Charlie Sheen is seen during an interview with ABC News)

Everyone has things they are are obsessive about.  For me, I know that certain things I can not buy because I will over indulge.  I will eat Cap’n Crunch, Crunch Berries cereal until my mouth is raw.  I cannot control myself with PEZ candy, or Cheetos. They are like crack for me. I understand that I have limitations. I am human, I am not a “rock star from Mars.”

Often times when celebrities go crazy, it makes me feel a little better about myself because with all of my faults and limitations, at least I am not mad as a March Hare . Until now, Mel Gibson held the title of King of the Fruitcakes, but Charlie Sheen has recently dethroned him royally.  However, he does not consider himself a king, he called himself a “Warlock” and “Rock Star from Mars” with tiger and adonis blood running through his veins.  Also claiming that drugs and alcohol work during his interview with NBC’s Jeff Rossen.

Access Hollywood Live’s, Kit Hoover, called Charlie Sheen, “Chatty Charlie” and that he is.  Every time he opens his mouth, Charlie is a great anti-drug ad. After every interview, the reporter should look at the camera and say “This is your brain on drugs, any questions?”

The sad part is that Charlie’s girlfriends said they support him in everything he does.  How old are these girls anyway? They don’t look old enough to drink.  I wonder if it has ever occurred to them to check out or codependents anonymous?  I am guessing this is not their first codependent relationship.  Does this remind anyone of the relationship in the movie, Leaving Las Vegas?  Where a prostitute takes care of guy who is drinking himself to death.

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At least Charlie’s brother and dad are worried and praying for him.   And what about the kids? It cannot be a healthy environment for them. Who has their best interest at heart? And, where is the mom? What does she think of the “goddess” girlfriends, raising her kids, with crazy Charlie?

If I ever go off the deep end and go on a week long Crunch Berries, Cheetos and PEZ bender with a bunch of porn stars, I hope my family would love me enough to break into my house, hog-tie me and make me watch these Charlie Sheen interviews.  Then find me mentally unfit and send me to some kind of AA type group and give me salve for my Crunch Berries mouth.  I’m just saying.


Oscar Glitterati Walk the Judgement Carpet

I really enjoyed Anne Hathaway and James Franco’s opening number for the Oscars with the spoof on Inception and cutting themselves into the nominated films.  Some critics say that Ann and James weren’t entertaining enough and they are too young to host the Oscars. I didn’t realize there was an age limit on hosting awards shows.

Anyway, no surprise on the winners. Colin Firth, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale, blah, blah, blah. Do we really care who won? Everyone wants to see the beautiful people strut their stuff down the red carpet and then talk about them.  Why do we love to judge others on the red carpet? Because that’s what red carpet events are all about.  I actually liked most of the dresses. Here are a few of my picks for Oscar red carpet hits and misses.

Who was your favorite on the Oscar red carpet this year? My favorite is James Franco in pink satin. He was working that dress like nobodies business.

HIT: Country Strong - Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a rock star in this shimmering Calvin Klein gown. AMAZING!

Hit: Natalie Portman is the cutest pregnant woman ever in this perfectly plum, Rodarte dress.

MISS: The back of Scarlett Johansson's dress looks like it was ripped out and her hair is a hot mess. I think she fell asleep in the car on the way to the Oscars and didn't get a chance to run a comb through her locks.





HIT: Russell Brand was the most interesting man on the red carpet.  I think more men should mix it up for events like this. Yes, Russell likes to wear ill-fitting trousers that make him look a little Jack-The-Pumpkin-Kingish, but at least he is willing to be original.  And he gets points for bringing his mom as his date.  How come this is ok for the Oscars but not for the prom?

HIT!: OMG! I almost didn't recognize Jennifer Hudson, she is stunning in Versace. GGGGRRRR!












MISS: Grizzly Adams - Is Christian Bale trying out for True Grit II? I am not a fan of this look on him.

HIT: How can you say anything bad about Hailee Steinfeld from True Grit. She is so adorable in this Marchesa dress. She looks like she should pop out of a music box.

MISS: Flying in on a broom? – I like Helena Bonham but this dress, by Colleen Atwood, makes me think that a house is going to land on her at any moment. Where are the flying monkeys?

I am up in the air about Halle Berry's look. It's like the bottom of her Marchesa dress got tangled in some tule. But I think I like it

HIT: Holly Harpo! Oprah wows the crowd in this custom designed Zac Posen gown that really shows off her great curves. Meeeooow!

MISS: It is not a bad dress, by L'Wren Scott, but she looks like she should be laying on top of a piano, singing.

HIT: Sharon Stone is HOT HOT HOT in Christian Dior!

MISS: I LOVE Cate Blanchette, but here in Givenchy, she looks bland and uninspired. All she needs is a bonnet and a bucket to go milk the cows. So very disappointing.

HIT: Lady in Red - Sandra Bullock is so drop dead gorgeous in Vera Wang.

HIT: Hillary Swank is working it in Gucci. Not everyone can pull of feathers and sequins. I wish she had jazzed up her eye makeup a little more but... you go girl!

HIT: The many looks of Anne - What can I say? Anne Hathaway can do no wrong in my book. She is a classic beauty.

HIT: Some Like It Hot - Not to be outdone by the ladies, James Franco, channeling Marilyn Monroe, made a joke about getting a text from Charlie Sheen. Could Sheen really get high enough to hit this? Yes, I believe he could.