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Have you ever lied about your age to get a date?

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Have you ever lied about your age to get a date?

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Older men, lying to get laid

Now that I am almost 40 years old, the men I date are older as well.  I consider this a natural progression in life. Oddly enough, I have found that older men prefer to date women 10 to 20+ years their junior. So what happens when the guy hits 45 & the 20-something girls cringe when he says his age? He lies, lies, lies. I have spoken to several men over 45, who all say lying about their age is the only way to get laid these days. IF they want to keep sleeping with much younger women.

It made me curious. So I asked, why not date women close to your own age? Then there would be no reason to lie.  The answers varied slightly but the main theme is that women their own age were too much work.  Younger girls weren’t looking to get married and were happy if you bought them dinner & drinks. Basically saying that younger women had lower expectations. Or at least the younger women they were pursuing did.

These older “gentlemen” consider lying about their age to be a little white lie. A harmless deception that  shouldn’t really even be considered lying.  These men are all professional, upstanding, God-fearing men that believe that lying about their age is an acceptable dating practice.  I missed the part where Jesus said it was ok to lie about your age to get laid.  I am sure that King David  wrote a Psalms about it somewhere.  I wonder what these upstanding christian men will say to God after they die?

Scene:
75-year-old Randy is at the pearly gates of heaven
Randy: “Hi God”

God looks over St. Peter’s shoulder at the book of life.

God: “Sup Randy? I hear you haven’t been following my rules. What’s all this about you constantly lying without repentance or remorse? I am afraid that St. Peter can’t let you in.”

Randy: “Oh…. right….. I, I… only lied because younger girls wouldn’t sleep with me if I told them my real age. How else could I get a 25-year-old to be with me when I was 49? I was truthful about everything else!

God: “Oh… so you lied to get some young strange?  You wily dog, you.  Come on in brother! “

Not only do women out-live men, but the ones that are still around are more interested in getting laid that getting serious.  Still, I have hope for my  dating future as I get older and the pool of eligible men goes from being olympic size to a small wading pool.    And if things don’t work out, I hope I am a good-looking cougar (GGGRRRRRR!!)

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